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What is PR Manager?

Written by Australian Warlord at 16:10 5/4-2012

  Answering a pinging on the door, Rustgold, Manager of Australian Warlord found a suited guy staring back at him.
  
  "G'day, I'm Jarryd Stackpole, who you've just hired as your PR Manager," he said, barging into Rustgold's office. Seeing an empty desk, he promptly made himself at home, even placing his name plate onto the desk.
  
  Astonished at the nerve of this guy, Rustgold took more than several seconds to recover from his initial shock. Attempting to look stern while walking over to this intruder, Rustgold dipped his head so that his hat’s rim was partly shielding his eyes. “Who do you think you are?” he bellowed.
  
  Undaunted, the intruder tapped his name plate, before taking out a folder of racing papers to look through.
  
  ‘Jarryd Stackpole : PR Manager - Australian Warlord’, the name plate read.
  
  “And what is a PR Manager, and why would I need one?” Rustgold demanded, undeterred.
  
  Looking up, the intruder met Rustgold’s stare. “P R. And I’ll have to kill you with an Easter Bunny if you ask any further questions.” Looking back down at his papers for a moment, the intruder noticed that Rustgold hadn’t moved, and looked back up. “Any questions?” he asked.
  
  
  Shaking his head, Rustgold quietly returned to his own desk. I guess Australian Warlord now has a PR Manager, whatever that is.

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Australian Warlord at 17:58 20/2-2020
  It's a certain race that comes along every season, you click on that race, and then hit a certain word on the race's page which takes you to a ping-pong game. All of the clues are in this post, or on the forum there's a thread that somebody will make "ping-pong" references to when that race appears.

ArxhangiiliPoznyakax at 17:55 20/2-2020
  Where can i find a PR Manager ?

Australian Warlord at 14:17 6/4-2012
  @gwk: I think he'll be waiting a long time for any easter eggs from his owner.

Equipe Hollandia at 09:12 6/4-2012
  http://www.cyclingsimulator.com/?page=Rider%20Profile&id=87940. ??

ultrajectum at 08:05 6/4-2012
  Getting close speedy!

speedyb at 07:29 6/4-2012
  Ahhhh I don't get it! I think it might have to do something with the word "ping."

Equipe Hollandia at 06:02 6/4-2012
  Lol

NightmareChaos at 16:34 5/4-2012
  its a PR manager

ultrajectum at 16:11 5/4-2012
  LOL EPIC

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